"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life
❝ The ship “Aphrophaestus” dominated Olympian Tabloids for centuries.
HE KNOWS ABOUT US.
- Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods ~ You’ve Gotta Love Aphrodite
Oh, gods, I laughed so hard! :D
THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE THE ONLY BUILDING WITH POWER IS THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, PREPARE MORTALS AND DEMIGODS, THE WRATH OF POSEIDON AND THE GREEK GODS IS UPON US
❝ Wouldn’t it surprise you to learn that the whole thing was Zeus’s fault?
— An extremely loaded statement made by Percy Jackson (via percabooty
❝ Aphrodite’s favourite trick was to make someone fall in love with someone who didn’t love them back. She thought that was the best fun ever. If you’ve ever had a crush on someone who didn’t notice you, that’s Aphrodite’s fault.
YOU WOULDN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS WOULD YOU
BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO BLOODY DUMB TO REALISE
- Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods
What have I done.
The highlights of Percy Jackson and the Greek Gods by Rick Riordan.